Wake up sheeple! Birds Aren’t Real!!! Why do you think we were kept locked down in 2020? So “they” could change the batteries in the birds, duh.

It all started in the 1970s, when the illuminati replaced birds with surveillance drones to watch us. Just ask the brains behind this theory, Peter McIndoe. He first alerted people to the truth about birds after witnessing events during Trump's presidency, including a clash between a women's march and pro-Trump counter-protestors.

McIndoe ripped a poster off a wall and wrote three words: Birds Aren’t Real. What, you think it’s some kind of a joke? An experiment in disinformation to poke fun at conspiracy theories? Wow, sounds like you’ve had one too many drinks of Kool-Aid.

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