Are you dealing with a rat infestation? Is your town on the brink due to these pesky rodents spreading disease? Worry no more! With a proven track record dating back to 1284 in Hamelin, the Pied Piper offers unparalleled rodent control services. Using enchanting music from his magical pipe, he successfully lured and drowned all rats in the Weser River. Now, for just 1,000 guilders, you can guarantee a rat-free town too! What are you waiting for? Don't let rats overrun your town! Contact the Pied Piper of Hamelin today and join countless satisfied municipalities in saying goodbye to rodent troubles!*

*All services are subject to terms and conditions. In the rare event of any misunderstandings regarding payment, the Pied Piper reserves the right to lure the town's children into a cave.

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