Although super popular with all the coolest kids in school, the Roborovski Dwarf Hamster (henceforth, RoboHam) isn’t actually all that friendly with humans, much to the chagrin of 10-year-olds everywhere.

And who can blame them? It’s a dangerous world out there for an animal that weighs in at just four grapes, They enjoy the company of each other though, and are often found sleeping together. And despite their small size, RoboHam is the fastest of the hamsters, clocking up to 10 miles per day at up to 6mph, which for reference is the average human jogging speed.

Hmm. Didn’t think we’d be finding out a four grape hamster would beat us in a race today. Pathetic.