Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Tomokichi Fukurai, assistant professor of psychology at Tokyo University, and an early pioneer of Thoughtography. It's like the early 20th century's answer to Instagram - but instead of people's food, you get to see images straight from their mind. Imagine, if you will, capturing the ephemeral images of your innermost thoughts directly onto photographic film – no camera, no tricks! (Well, except the ones up my sleeve.)

Now, some might call it a career hiccup when academia scoffed at my findings. But what do they know of the mystical dance of the mind's eye? Just wait, in 1995, Uri Geller is going to prove me right with his Thoughtography experiments. You'll see! You'll all see!