Never trust this guy to house sit or look after your granny. The Big Bad Wolf is the archetypal villain of fairy tales, the go-to bogeyman for generations of cautionary stories including The Boy Who Cried Wolf, The Three Little Pigs, and most famously, Little Red Riding Hood. In a plot twist that defies both logic and digestion, his victims often emerge unscathed from his belly.

Never one to pass up a marketable miscreant, Disney adopted the Big Bad Wolf for their roster, even giving him a son named Lil' Bad Wolf. Modern retellings have attempted to rebrand this character as a misunderstood softie, a victim of anti-wolf propaganda. But let's be real – accidentally eating Grandma is a tough "oopsie" to come back from.